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sarcasm STRESS:- The bodies natural physiological response to restraining oneself from strangling the living s#!t out of someone who really deserves it.
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No matter how things go wrong; mistakes help us find things that are really meant for us
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sarcasm Some people say there is no such thing as a dumb question...well those people don't work in customer service!
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Yeah, I know, "No Food Allowed In The Changeroom". Don't think of it as food, think of it as shit in it's pre-shit state, and it's OK to shit in the changeroom!
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is thinking: tomorrow is Friday tomorrow is Friday tomorrow is Friday
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is working at procrastination, and doing a damn good job!
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sarcasm I don't wanna go... You cant make me.. OK OK Fine I'm going to work. :(
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Going to work is so pointless! If only the broke ass people on welfare weren't relying on my tax dollars I would have no reason to work! F... off broke ass hoes
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sarcasm All good things must come to an end so that means back to reality (aka work).
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sarcasm I try to convince myself that I like my job but I'm constantly reminded that I'm under paid, over worked, and crapped on more then a freshly washed car.
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sarcasm wants to start playing survivor at work and just start extinguishing associates torches and voting off the premises.
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says some people call them Obnoxious Morons. We call them our valued customers
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Often times at work it feels like I am asking a rock to tell another rock what I need from yet another rock.
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sarcasm had a "Bite Me" kind of day and is now having a Margarita and a "Don't F*** with me" kind of night.
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there's bill to pay no time to play i owe owe owe
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