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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

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City girls Slip-N-Slide...Country girls Grip-N-Ride
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love how the girls who claim to hate drama are ALWAYS the ones causing it
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As long as there are dishes to be done, laundry to be washed, & kids that won't listen, women will be bitches
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" Fake girls have six-packs. Real girls drink 'em"
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why is it that when you like someone, they either like someone else, or live somewhere else?
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I'm like a Rubix Cube, once you figure me out, someone messes with me and I change again.
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Dear Heavenly Father, help me trust Your heart even when I can't see Your hand at work. In Jesus name.Amen
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Random Fact: Mascara contains guano (bat shit) Think about that the next time you are getting done up to go out!
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Single women don't fart. They don't have assholes until after they are married!
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Women do not belch- Women do not snore and Women do not fart, there for they must BITCH or they will blow up..LOL
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you think i am a idiot you want to meet my ex
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My ex exclaimed in a proud voice, that they was 49% bitch and 51% sweat heart. LMAO fact is they was just too stupid to realize that they was rude and ignorant!
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women KNOW they are :)
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Sometimes the strongest women are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors, & fight battles yet they don't brag about it.
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