Witty statuses and quotes
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When life hands you lemons, cut them open, squirt them in life's eyes and say, "Take that, you dirty !"
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Group:Witty
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We only have one head telling us what to do
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My profile: R RATED for Mature Audiences only. Contains: Adult themes, Violence, Coarse language, Sexual references, Horror/Supernatural themes, Drug references
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does NOT have hot flashes...I have POWER SURGES!! Whoa.. is it hot in here, or is it just me??
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Half of being happy is being happy with what you've got, the other half is being happy no matter what.
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life is but what we make it if it goes right then you've done something completely WRONG if something goes wrong then your absolutely RIGHT XD !
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You know what? Your penis is too small for your ego...
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they breaks up with you than in less than 24 hours finds someone else...
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WTF does "same difference" mean? If it's different, it's not the effin same!
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It's cold enough to freeze the hair off a frog's ass outside!!!
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in this age, why be the princess or the damsel in distress when you can fix the dang thing yourself???
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It is much wiser to take advice than to give it.
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says, "If you have the urge to run naked through the streets...spray yourself with Windex to keep from streaking."
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I'm just saying,my wall is NOT naked.
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Yeah i may be tied to the fence, but doesn't mean i can't bark at them.
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