Witty statuses and quotes
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Apparently companies can now effectively use “talk to a real person” as a selling point.
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My room isn t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
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Is hoping that if he stays in Facebook land long enough, the cleaning fairies will come.......?
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LIKE if you have a mini heart attack when someone says “Guess what I heard abou
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Shhhh… that s the sound of nobody caring what you think.
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Madness has no purpose or reason; but it may have a goal.
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How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can t even remember my name.
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I would do me, wait a minute, I already do
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Had a bad cow tipping accident! The BITCH fell on me ! LOL
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Your Friends know when your bored, when you start playing with Status Shuffle on Facebook and making their phones ring off the hook! :)
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"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that do not work" - Thomas Edison
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believes that low rider trucks are for men who cant get it up!!
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Your daddy must have been a drug dealer, cause you're dope
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