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When a women says "what?",
it's not because she didn't hear you.
She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

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You cannot no more than your own mirror
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Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.
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When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include "being awesome at everything."
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Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.
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Today was a complete waste of a cute outfit.
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You can t take it with you. So why not give it to me?
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists somewhere else in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Nothing else greater than making someone Smile :-)
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U never know what u got til It s gone live for today
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last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling??!!
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is old enough to know better, but still young enough to try and get away with it anyway.
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Doing nothing all day feels great, realizing you did nothing all day, not so great.
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Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit.
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I try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.
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