Witty statuses and quotes

I am sure that you already know the benefits of laughter. Laughter has a positive affect on immune system and improve resistance of your body to disease; relieves pain, anxiety, irritation, stress, anger, grief, and depression; lowers blood pressure; improves breathing; loses weight; improves alertness, creativity, and memory; builds good relationships and enhances self-confidence; and also can help us handle the unexpected with ease. There are many ways to make your friends laugh and status is one of those ways.

Status is a special icon in social network, with a help of this icon others can see your mood. In standard icq client statuses are also called x-statuses. Your online status can be changed separately for special account or for all accounts. But in modern social networks and internet chats status consist not only from icon but also a short text. This text should be changes often or people will ignore it.

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