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You never know how bad it hurts until it happens with you.
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so you go on saying I am weird but the truth is my personality is way of upgraded than yours
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I like when peopel call my name and at the end they put three "!".xD
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In life I am the Fruit Loop in the bowl of Cheerios, but at least I am interesting
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is in of those moods where you feel like you can TAKE OVER the WORLD!.. But i just don't wanna get out of my chair.
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Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up
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Write me a letter:
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has finally figured out how to lick my elbows.. However, the current, more pressing problem, is figuring out why my elbows needed licking in the first place..
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enjoys the real world.... but prefers living in their own so much more!!!!
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lets see....mutant cats riding elephants stormed into my tribal camp of emo racist frog people looking to steal the multi coloured thong of power
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OK i was like omg i saw a ghost no wait ummmmmm i don't remember what i was going to say but then i pulled it over it turned out it was my F..bad..in dad!!
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Come to the dark side.. we have cookies! Welcome to the dark side, are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
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I <3 M&ms, but Skittles are simply da BEST!
Group:Weird
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has a mind like a drill bit! It is twisted, and very dangerous if used improperly!
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has only just noticed the love heart sign looks a tad bit wrong! :S <3 (look side wards!) basically this: -3
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