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dark night + heavy rain + coldness + perfect blanket = perfect sleep
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is so tired that the bags under my eyes have carry-ons
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is in desperate need of jumper cables and a espresso iv drip to jump start my a*s this morning
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is awake, but not aware. Functioning, but not feeling. Someone will get back to you when life has been re-established...
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My pillow is about to get some head and my sheets some ass, wish you were here with me so I could change that!
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says time for my head and my pillow to spend some quality time together... goodnight everyone ;-D
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CAUTION <-- is suffering from a serious lack of sleep today.
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says, you know you're getting old when you go to bed hoping to ' GET SOME " and all you really want is a good nights sleep.
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Blahhhhhhhh! Just Blahhhh. That's the kind of day I've had.
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if you keep swimming you get tired, if you stop you drown, if you train you win
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will not be available for the next 8-10 hours due to maintenance... if you should find that you need my urgent attention... TOUGH SHIT I'M SLEEPING!
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has hung up my superwoman cape for the day.
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good night friends the day is at end! going to bed to rest my head. I'll think of you and keep you in my heart. and tomorrow life's routine will restart.
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A great soft mattress ... nice cuddly duvet ... soft fluffy pillows ... this is not an M&s bed this is MY bed and I'm getting in it! x
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has "butt drag" ~ it's kinda like jet lag without the frequent flier miles!
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