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Group:Tired
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really? REALLY? jeez.
Group:Tired
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My brain has officially shut down for the day...body soon to follow. :]
Group:Tired
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is feeling like a steamroller ran over them, and then backed up
Group:Tired
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I hate mornings. my mind says "get up" but my body says "bite me"
Group:Tired
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You hear that, *bump, bump, bump* ? Oh that's my ass dragging!
Group:Tired
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is tired, too tired even to go through status shuffle and find a status that tells u how tired they is! Good night all :)
Group:Tired
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Kids up and off to school,check. Crops harvested so the don't wither, check. YIPPEE. Now i can go back to bed till a decent hour!!!
Group:Tired
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has a serious case of T.O.P.W.O.P.S (Tired Of Putting-Up With Other People's Shit!)
Group:Tired
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is tired and exhausted. I will be retiring soon to my bed where I will be doing a detailed physical exam on the back of my eyelids.
Group:Tired
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My flight to Dreamland got hijacked by the Insomnia Bomber, but Officer Sleep is negotiating with extreme prejudice. Hopefully, my flight takes off soon!
Group:Tired
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I think my mental transmission is broken. I can't seem to get my butt in gear.
Group:Tired
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Sleep is like sex... I don't get either one as much as I want
Group:Tired
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's body is up but the brain is not awake. Large doses of caffeine are required immediately if not sooner, and preferably through an intravenous line.
Group:Tired
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's "get up and go" just never arrived this morning!!
Group:Tired
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's productivity level is passing "I ought to" and very close to "I should" but will probably end up at "Tomorrow's another day"
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