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Stress statuses and quotes

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Sometimes, when things get rough... try sending God a knee-mail.
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may come across as crazy, and stressed out,but trust me, I've got everything under control
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I may be wearing Grumpy pants today...But OMG do i make them look good!
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Rocks! (quietly, in the corner, repeating "I am not stressed, I am not stressed, I am not stressed!)
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Here are five simple words, that when used together properly can help to relieve the stress and frustrations people Cause.. "I Dont give A F..."
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...loves those who love their even when they's too exhausted to be everything to everyone.
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Please don't tell me to "get over it
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Hey stress! How's it goin'? Me? I'm good. No. I can't hang with you tonight. I know you really want me to. Stop. Don't beg. Really. Go away.
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It is what it is! IMPROVISE, ADAPT & OVERCOME
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Oh No
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has lost the energy to care, feels like giving up.. but knows that is never an option even if the world is ending and the sky has fallen on top of me.
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feels like a duck... relaxed on top and paddling like F..bad.. underneath
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has realised if stress burnt calories they would be a size zero!
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Is living on "Stressed Out Ln." and thinking about taking a drive and checking into "Nervous Breakdown Motel". Maybe I can get a nice padded room. :p
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If stress burned calories, I'd be a super model. :)
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