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Thinks they just really needs a girls night with a lot of alcohol and party favors lol !
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I need a vacation!! Someone take me away..
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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts! So someone please pass me the chocolate!!
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hello Stress, how are you today? Welcome to my life! Make yourself comfortable, I have a feeling you're going to be here for a while. AHHHHHHHHH
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says if the broom fits... ride it!!
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I don't need stress management...I just need less stress to manage!
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just realized that STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards
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I want to apologize for cheating on you. Stress has taken over & will not let you take me off to dream land. Please feel free to take over.
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has learned you can't please everyone.... But it is possible to make 'em all mad at the same time!
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We spend the first year of our kids' lives teaching them to walk and talk, only to spend the rest of their lives begging them to sit down and shut up!
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The only thing that is always consistent in my life, is the total chaos.
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STRESS... a medical condition causing an uncontrollable urge to strangle the living daylights out of some F...
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FINALS: May cause sleep deprivation, loss of friends and fun, neglect of family, excessive crying and hair loss and burning eyes. Is the semester over yet???
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would love to be in one of those comfy padded rooms. some peace and quiet with no worries.sign me up
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I SO want to whack some people upside the head yelling "WHAT the F is WRONG with YOU!"
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