Status is a short statement, usually 140-150 symbols in length, which represents emotional state of its owner. Statuses are implemented in social networks and other means of communication. Status is a good way to know your friends batter. By reading statuses of your friends you can find out a lot of new things about them. Statuses are easy to change and you can change your status as many times as you like, depending on your mood. Any text can be used as status, the only limitation is size. During the day we can find a lot of interesting and original quotes, statements or sayings which we can use as status.
In this category you’ll find every day growing collection of sleepy statuses. People all over the world visit our site and submit their best sleepy statuses. Here you’ll find lots of original sleepy statuses for your social network profile page. Look through our collection of sleepy statuses and update your statuses with a few clicks.
Group:Sleepy
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I hate the feeling when I want to sleep, but when I go to bed, my body says "just kidding" |
Group:Sleepy
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Step "Come out of Facebook and go to sleep" |
Group:Sleepy
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My pillow is calling me "Baby, come to me quickly" |
Group:Sleepy
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I'm in a good relationship with sleep and I get some every night... |
Group:Sleepy
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I've had enough of this whole "being-awake" thing, so I'm going to try the "being-asleep" thing now and see if that helps. 'Night!! :P
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Group:Sleepy
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It's one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting. |
Group:Sleepy
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The only place i want to escape to right now is my bed. away from all the drama and everything. where i can do what i want and be with who i want!!
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Group:Sleepy
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My bed is some magical place where I'm incredibly quickly remember all things, that I was supposed to do. |
Group:Sleepy
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I'm so tired! Why do people say they "slept like a baby"? Screw that! I wanna sleep like an 80 year old Back Row Baptist on a Sunday morning!
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Group:Sleepy
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I go to bed too late every night, and I understand that this is a very bad idea every morning. |
Group:Sleepy
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I'm going to the place where men like children obey, money grows on trees, where everything is perfect, everything is in order. |
Group:Sleepy
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Read me a great story! |
Group:Sleepy
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The most beautiful bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep. |
Group:Sleepy
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Before falling asleep...need to get to my bed before my head hits the alajdflkjadflkadsfaklihmndfa... |
Group:Sleepy
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Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year olds |