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Sleep statuses and quotes

Group:Sleep
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is going to defrag my brain. Process takes 8 to 9 hours. Will be unavailable till reboot is complete..
Group:Sleep
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Dear Mr. Sandman..I am NOT playing around tonight! You better sprinkle some of that damn sleepy dust on me or I WILL hose you down till you're MUD! I promise!
Group:Sleep
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is off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of ZzZzZzZzzzzzzzzzzz
Group:Sleep
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-Is set to enter sleep mode momentarily.Good night all, See ya when I see ya-
Group:Sleep
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I gaze at ur pictures as I go 2 sleep, I hear ur voice it sounds so sweet
Group:Sleep
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this message has been brought to you by insomnia, because I CAN"T EFFING SLEEP !
Group:Sleep
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you try to avoid for so long
Group:Sleep
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is attempting to sleep. Please do not disturb..I am disturbed enough already..Thank You "
Group:Sleep
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Hormones. Caffeine. Sleep Deprivation. Do ya feel lucky..?
Group:Sleep
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Just think, if you were my teddy bear I would be sleeping with you right now. Goodnight!
Group:Sleep
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Sleep?? Whats that?? Oh, that's what I didn't get last night! Now I remember! "Yawn".
Group:Sleep
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good morning!! I'm going to bed.
Group:Sleep
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I shall seek & find u, I shall take u to bed & control u, I will make u ache, shake & sweat until u grunt & groan -all my love "The Flu."
Group:Sleep
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is fighting the urge to sleep...just 5 more minutes on fb...no, I think sleep is winning, have a good night, or good morning to those starting their day :)
Group:Sleep
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is off to bed to snuggle with their Honey and their pillow. MMMMMM
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