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has lost their marbles...no wait...there they are...rolling down the hill...Run Forrest, run!!
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Facebook is like the fridge. You keep checking on it every 10 minutes, but there really isn't anything new for you to look at. =)
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hates when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see!
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Why do people say they slept like a baby? Is it because they wake up every two hours or is it because they wake up with a load in their jammies?
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Rotisserie: a ferris wheel for chickens.
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Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!
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to do list: play hide and go seek with oompa loompas, go to Narnia, get flying lessons from Harry Potter, and go blow bubbles with Spongebob
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has accepted that fact that the world couldn't handle two of me =,)
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I have an alien cat from planet Anorexia.
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I love you, you love me, together we will kill Barney, with a baseball bat and a 4x4 no more purple dinosaur (:
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is in the mood to push someone down the stairs, hit them over the head with a fire extinguisher then berry the body under the garden patio
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MapQuest needs to start their directions around step #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
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Words of Wisdom: "Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you"
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<---------- OMG THAT'S ME ON YOUR COMPUTER...... HI FRIEND
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is pondering why people have a favorite color M&M when they all taste the same!
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