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Any statement is made (more) humorous by adding the word "bitch" at the end..
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cleaned. Yes, the house has been upgraded from 'embarrassing' to 'mildly embarrassing'.
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humour oh s**t I'm out of Prozac don't say i didn't warn you!!!
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And this is why I don't like you sometimes.
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I don't know what I'd do without you...I might come out of my shell, have confidence and a life!!
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humour Hi, Can I help you?" "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi."
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is working on relaxing; leave me alone.
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Hey, you there. Yeah, you. Would you kindly remove your head from your ass? There you go. You got it. Eww, gross. You got some shit on your face.
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humour did u ever notice that u can not spell AWESOME without ME
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My life is someones else great adventure because they have none!
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Life moves fast, blink twice and you might miss something
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live n let live like one another, be all friends together or your be extremely lonely! :>
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The next time someone asks for advice, I'm charging a fee, so then when they don't listen, at least I'm compensated for my wasted time.
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I have already dealt with enough stupidity today. I do not have the time nor patience to deal with yours too. Please come back another day and try again. :|
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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