It’s hard to find a person nowadays which is not registered in social networks. Each of us needs to communicate and to talk about politics, work, study, etc. Without communication life would be boring and grey. We always try to spend day the best we can and social network makes our ordinary working day more bright and interesting. In hard times your friends will always support you and even if your friends live in other cities or at the other end of the globe you will still feel their support and care. Social networks equipped with statuses and it makes communication more fun. By looking at friends’ statuses you find out lots of things about their hobbies, emotional state, etc. Status helps to exchange with positive emotions and make every one feel fun.
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To the lady with the 6 screaming kids all under the age of 9 at the store: If you're asking how that box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome
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life is 2 short 4 break ups lol xx
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Boy do I feel silly. I was driving down the two way street of friendship, when I realized all this time it was a one way street.
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Why don't they have Spring Day. We could decorate with flowers and plants. That would be nicer than red and pink hearts around fat naked babies.
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One day, beyonce called Justin Bieber and asked if he wanted to sing her song at his concert. He asked which one. She laughed and replied, "If i was a boy".
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If I say I don't like you as nothing, I mean it. If I love you, I'll say so.
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just one MORE beer, is ALL i say. just one MORE beer, along the way. just one MORE beer, again TOO often. just one MORE beer, maybe you fade softly?
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As long as you have a strong back and take a lot of crap the end result will be used up...
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humour I'm only $999,999 short of being a millionaire. If you're interested in helping this cause, just send me a money order. :)
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humour I think the two most ironic things are Dying in a Living room and choking on a Lifesaver!
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Your head is so far up your ass I'm surprised you haven't shit it out yet!
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this halo is giving me a headache
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humour Sincerely,
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says since when did my "day off" become "the day to do housework"? I'd rather get paid.
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I was always told "If you have nothing NICE to say don't say anything at all."
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