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Monday statuses and quotes for Facebook and WhatsApp

Group:Monday
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Monday, this isn't really working out anymore...Maybe we should have some time apart for awhile...It's not you! It's me! I just need some space...
Group:Monday
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After having multiple cups of coffee, Monday still doesn't look pretty! Give me beer instead! Lets see if that works
Group:Monday
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's morning is now in progress... percolator activated... java infusion is engaged... and we have LIFT OFF!!! GOOD MORNING!
Group:Monday
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When the day hits your eye like a big ole' cow pie, that's a Monday.
Group:Monday
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Monday found me again...must hide better next time.
Group:Monday
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don't look! i mean it, don't look! oh great, you looked, now Monday knows we saw it and it's going to come over.
Group:Monday
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GROSS!! I've got MONDAY all over me! UGH!
Group:Monday
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Dearest Work, In spite of our ongoing love/hate relationship...I will see you soon. Please...play nice.
Group:Monday
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Welcome to Monday. Would you like cream, sugar, or Valium in your coffee?
Group:Monday
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IT'S BEEN A LONG WEEK ALREADY AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY
Group:Monday
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Due to a total lack of interest Monday is cancelled!
Group:Monday
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Oh, the PAIN! Did anyone else get hit with the Monday shovel as hard as I did??
Group:Monday
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Welcome to Monday. Please secure your seat belt, keep your arms and legs in at all times, and enjoy the ride.
Group:Monday
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Good morning Monday... care to tell me how you escaped my ninja assassins?
Group:Monday
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Why is it that at the end of the rainbow there's a pot of gold, but at the end of the weekend there's a MONDAY?!
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