Funny facebook statuses and facebook quotes

Monday statuses and quotes for Facebook and WhatsApp

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is very happy. AND it's Monday. Are you scared yet?
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Dear Monday, We just aren't good together!You show up at the worst times and overstay your welcome.Your negativity is dragging me down so I must move along now!
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is up and moving, even though I really don't want to be! Monday please be gentle with me. lol
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Are you kidding me? Tomorrow is Monday? Arghhhh!
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(How many people want to smack me right now?) ;=}
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Damn Monday, why do you always have to ruin my weekend!
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Don't tell me tomorrow is Monday... UGH!
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Ahh..Monday, so we meet again. You dirty bitch.
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Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
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Shhh! Whats that sound? Can u hear it? It sounds like... OMG it's Monday! RUN!!
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Monday: oh shit! Tuesday: at least its not Monday Wednesday: Hump day! Thursday: is it Friday yet? Friday: yes, finally! Saturday: Party! Sunday: No not Monday!
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Is feeling like taking Monday on the Jerry Springer Show...Monday is a royal bitch and needs to be taught a lesson
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Hey Monday! Yeah you! You don't scare me. Know why? Because I'm on vacation this week! Yay!
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Monday Again? Weren't you here like a week ago?
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MONDAY! What else is there to say?
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