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Monday statuses and quotes for Facebook and WhatsApp

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Keep calm and pretend it's not MONDAY

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Monday is like a math problem.
Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

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If I was president, all Monday's would be changed to National Holiday..

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This is not a test.
I repeat, this is NOT a test.
Please do not attempt to adjust your calendar.
What you are experiencing is an actual Monday.
Weekend is OVER!

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God created each day to be beautiful...
But Fridays are more beautiful than Mondays.

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If, after two cold and rainy days become warmer, and the sun shines brightly - is likely to come Monday.
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Monday:
1. wake up
2. survive
3. Back to bed.
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So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends, but, maybe, we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
(Julio-Alexi Genao)
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Monday - is when the alarm sounds somewhat similar to the invitation to death
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Monday Morning Wish:
Look like a girl
Act like a lady
Think like a man
Work like a boss.

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Monday? ..Really? I'm quite sure I didn't get my full portion of weekend !
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ATTENTION!!!Friday will be here soon with the regular entourage - Saturday& Sunday & featuring special guest Holiday Monday. Round of Applause for LONG WEEKEND
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*this message sponsored by crack, booze, and several psychological disorders
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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? Monday has been cancelled due to lack of interest. Please resume your normal Facebook activities. Thank you!
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Dear Monday - I think we should see other people! I cant stand how you make me feel, and its just not working out. Really, we are just not good for each other!!
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