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~As long as you're holding on to the past, you'll never experience God's best.~
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why is it that my kids fight and can't stand each other until I separate them, then all they want is to be together?
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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle here is my... Well I'll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.
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Okay, the date is set for a Surgeon to open me up and stitch your name on my heart!
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..But Blonde's= Hot and always will be!!!
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There are things in life you can control & things you can not control. One thing you CAN control, is how much control you give the things you can not control.
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live life so when you put ur feet on the floor every morning the devil says " Damn the bitch is awake! Someone save me!"
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To 'Start Press Any Key'. Where is the ANY key?
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wonders if you can insult someone who is ugly in a bitchy way
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Why do you need to mess with my life? I just guess its because my life is better then yours :D
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If you hadn't notice that when you are on the Internet the first place you go is on Facebook.
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if a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which way would it roll? How long did it take you to realize roosters don't lay eggs?
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Sisters what would you do with out them and i just don't mean blood related i mean friends ,BEST FRIENDS <3 I know without mine i wouldn't be here
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Like this status if you would be there for me. Like when I have a problem I'd tell you and you wouldn't judge no matter how stupid. If you like I'll do the same
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When it gets dark enough, you can see the stars.
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