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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off~Smart creature :))
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It's funny when in front of your friends you're a big jerk, but when we are alone, you're the sweetest guy ever.
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some people are as disappointing as a dildo without batteries.
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If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
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thought for the day...if it has tyres or testicles it's gonna give you trouble!
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may not know everything, but knows what makes their happy, and knows you're a huge part of it :)
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A penis has a sad life. their hair is a mess, their family is nuts, their neighbor is an a-hole, their best friend is a pussy and their owner beats them.
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Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the male brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left ...
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Why don't men have the balls to tell YOU if they don't want you? They tell YOU they love you still and tell everyone ELSE they don't. WTF!
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A woman wants a man they can look up to, but who won't look down on their.
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Guys say that girls are SOOO complicated, but really . . . how hard is it to tell us we're pretty and give us chocolate?
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has a pain in her ass and needs an EXTRA LARGE economy size tube of Preparation H to make him disappear
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Here's to the man who LOVES me, the sorry bastards who LOST me, and the pathetic idiots who WANT me! Cheers!
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Chocolate, men and coffee. Some things are better dark, hot and full-bodied.
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Y do men mix me up? They say they want to and then change their minds and then blame u
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