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A good guy will tell you you're beautiful.
A real gentleman will make you believe it.

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A boy has swag
A man has style
And a gentleman has class.

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Guys are obsessed with the anus. Do you think it's vagina envy?
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why do men complain about women nagging them? It can all be solved... DO IT THE FIRST TIME WE ASK!
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It's sad when you are born a man, but your "part" is closer to that of a gerbils!! Poor bastard...
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knows what some men can dress as for HALLOWEEN...
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the day I understand men will be the day I give up wine. What a relief that's never going to happen.
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All the good men are either married, gay, or stuck with some bitch they can't get rid of. O_o
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never give someone control of you by telling them your wants and desires when they don't want or desire you.
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SEX SEX SEX that's all men think about
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Love and alcohol are a lot alike... Under the influence, you can make some pretty messed up decisions!
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I find it amazing that men stomp all over us, take us for granted, use and abuse us and then wonder why we become bitches, well hello figure it out...lol
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Santa, I have been a good girl all year. All I ask in return is a tall man;handsome single, funny, can drive, owns a car & house and earns bucketloads of money
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Wanted : Real Man! Must have job, license, car,own place and knows how to treat a woman. If this is you, leave your name, number and a picture.
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I finally realised why men are assholes at times. They are just pissed because women have one of their ribs.
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