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When I go to a wedding, i hate it when grandparents poke me saying "your next". They stopped when we go to funerals and i poke them saying "your next".
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has never wanted to high five someone in the face so bad in their life! Really hard too!
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Today's 'i don't give a s#!t who i offend' attitude is brought to you by the following sponsors: Bud Light, Jack Daniels and ME.
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If you think I'm tripping,Get on your knees and tie my shoe.
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Dear God, grant me the patience to endure all the window-licking, crayon-eating, helmet-wearing F..bad..tards I'll encounter today. Amen!
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"Don't criticize anybody until you take a look in the mirror and realize all the imperfections you have."
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didn't find time yesterday to kiss your ass, no room for it today either, tomorrow I'm booked too..so pull up your pants & stop showing your ass!
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if you don't like the way i drive then stay off the SIDEWALK!!
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Don't be a bitch, Bitch!
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Understands what FYI REALLY means...F@#k you idiot!!!
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I've watched enough episodes of CSI & NCIS to get away with killing a stupid person and leaving no evidence! These thoughts brought to you from my happy place..
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is really going to try and be more mean...yeah I know hard to believe, but they believes they's too nice and people take advantage of that way too often
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wonders why they bothers being nice to others when being nice just comes back to bite their in the ass.
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don't talk when your mouth is full. especially if it's full of shit! in other words, if you can't say something good better to shut your mouth ass up!
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Is it funny or mean to stop at a hitch hiker, ask if they wants a ride, then if they says yes, tell them : HOPE YA FIND ONE SOON, as you speed off.?
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