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(To the tune of 'Mary had a Little Lamb!')
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me: oh no! someone pissed off the Kringle's man!
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there once was a man from Leeds who swallowed a hand full of seed beautiful grass grew outta their ass and their balls were covered in weed! MRE.E
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I hate when my kids say 'But mom, it was an accident'. So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you.
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yo so stupid that u put money in a car park machine and wait for skittles 2 cum out!!!lol
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Mud-din is like "SEX" You see the hole, you ease into it, once your in its balls to the wall till your finished. ha-ha ;)
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DEWBERRY SHHHNNNEEEEEGGGGLLLLEEEE HHHHHEEEEEIIIIIMMMMEEERRRRR!!! Yes? Hi, I'm Barney. ha ha
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Did u know? 'William', spells 'Will i am' :p
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About the time u think ur safe is the time the creeper from jeepers creepers comes and gets u
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Okay, so two Irish guys walk out of a bar... Ha ha! yeah right...
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If u seen me in a police car what do u think I did?? post it on r wall ans see how many people tell u what u done!! (This is gonna be fun)
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is it hot up there lol joke its F..bad..ing freezing
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Snitches are like Bitches who end up in ditches with stitches!
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rule number 9 of Hogwarts: i am not allowed to bewitch the Slytherin seeker into thinking Hippo-griff poop is the golden snitch.
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made their chain to long
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