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Insane statuses and quotes

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random <--Oh my god! Look Look it's my name see see it's my name Look Look!
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Has been on the "bi polar roller coaster" for the last few weeks and I hope the person in charge finds the off switch soon.
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"Stalking" is such a negative word, I prefer the phrase "Keeping in touch". BTW...You're out of milk.
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random I'm not crazy. I'm just more advanced than my brain can handle!!
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Normal people scare me, but not as much as I scare them!
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OMG I'm so awesome that I just made my own day when I talked to myself!!
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U smile I smile U laugh I laugh U say snickers are better than skittles i grab some skittles and shove them down your mouth and say TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!
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is wondering why my purple dinosaur and my green zebra are chasing me with a box or fruit loops saying taste the rainbow! :p
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is running around their room trying to find their invisible gun while the pink monkeys are chasing after them with laser guns
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random i wanna go into a carpet store dressed on a magic person who rides flying carpets and sit on a carpet then yell HOW DO WE GET THIS DANG THING 2 WORK?
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1. Talks to self
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Yes I'm talking to myself and please don't interrupt me again!
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random If I where a grass skirt and you where a lawn mower, how many pancakes would it take to cover the ceiling? None you idiot! Cause bones don't grow on ice cream.
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Holy smokes, I had a moment of clarity...that was scary. It's ok now though. I am back to being totally befuddled and all is as it should be. Ain't life great?!
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knows the voices aren't real, but likes the way they think!
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