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I'd rather chop off my own ding dong than admit booze ain't food!
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If Sir Isaac Newton discovered Gravity by an apple falling on their head then I just discovered Hypocrisy as shit drops from a great height and lands on me.
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so my friends aren't the most normal, neither am i so what's your point
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hey sexy Lexi Ur my best friend Lexi says ya sure i say F..bad.. no bitch if Alexis turner i F..bad..in hate you
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Great news, it's winter, so ladies, we don't have to shave our legs! Just tell your man that you have fuzzy socks on!
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It's not always mans fault, the woman got us kicked out of the garden of Eden
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When life knocks you down get your ass up and fight back bitch!
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is off like a hair piece in a wind storm!!
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says we should merge My Space, Facebook, You Tube and Twitter and call it "MY FACE YOU TWIT!"
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I wonder what kind of fruit eve ate ???
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wants to tell you about a pill called Phukophizan. It is prescribed to people who for some reason or another cannot take, or refuse to take, the "Chill Pill".
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omg its a bloody mess what did you do I ate a ice pop Lies
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"they who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead"
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is totally lacking the motivation to be compulsive.
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Come to my Facebook profile,write on my wall : i`ll love you
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