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what a cheeky twat a spider on my p c back in min nmhjygyiol;pkkju8iu ok dead phew that close thought it was after my beer :)
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Oh my God! A purple ninja monkey with a green Mohawk! Oh wait... It was just some emo kid XD
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I honestly don't want to be your neighbour on Farmvill and I don't care what rare shit you find or that your crops are wilted or you found fuel!
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My boss is a bitch!( Self employed)
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Okay Noah, now is a really good time to remember where you stored that ark of yours. We sort of have a need for it. Like right now ! Glug, glug, glug!
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like this if you have ever thought of something funny that happened a while ago and you started to LOL and everyone looks at you like your retarded! hahaha xxxx
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Yo dude your socks are on the wrong feet.
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There's always at least one bad apple in every family ... In my family just about the whole damned orchard is rotten :P
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You might be a Redneck if ya heard about a book called, "RACE TO THE OUTHOUSE" Narrated by: WILLY MAKE IT!
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Dares you to call somewhere and ask for a mike hunt trust me you will laugh say it out loud and think it to yourself first
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is laughing because by the time you get through reading this status you will have realized its pointless and means nothing at all :)
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One mother thought LOL meant "Lots-of-love" so their daughter got a text one day that read: "Honey, your grandma just died... LOL"
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Been tested, tried, and found to be true.. that is truly crazy!
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If the power of the mind is so strong,why cant it clean my house while I sit here and think hard about it. 8[
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