Humor statuses and quotes
Every internet chat or social network has a special field where you may put a short text – status.
Status explains your emotional state or it can contain some short joke, quote. Humor status is one that mission is to spread joy and good mood. If you want to make your mood batter and to share your good mood with friends and relatives then humor status is a good choice to do it. Laugh makes life longer and it helps to struggle with stress that most people have during working day. Cheer up your friends with a help of status and they’ll pay you with the same.
We created a site where people can join and share with their favorite humor statuses. Humor status is a great way to brighten your social network profile page look. Don’t forget to leave your comments so we could filter humor statuses and leave only best.
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Group:Humor
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Facebook is like a fridge.
user: name
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Today morning when i was driving my Ferrari alarm woke me up.
user: Alfred
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
user: Jerry
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
user: Jerry
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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
user: Jerry
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Group:Humor
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I promise i will be a better person tommorow ;)
user: Teny
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Group:Humor
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Ay girl i LIKE it, watz ur FACEBOOK name, so i can poke it ...... lmao ...
user: Buddy
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Group:Humor
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the old saying is that words will never hurt me but stick and stotes will well they lie they both can hurt you
user: emily jensen
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Group:Humor
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Says say this quickly out loud "Ice Bank Mice Elf" see what people's reactions are...
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Group:Humor
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Come to my Facebook profile,write on my wall : i`ll love you
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is totally lacking the motivation to be compulsive.
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Group:Humor
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"they who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead"
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omg its a bloody mess what did you do I ate a ice pop Lies
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wants to tell you about a pill called Phukophizan. It is prescribed to people who for some reason or another cannot take, or refuse to take, the "Chill Pill".
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Group:Humor
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I wonder what kind of fruit eve ate ???
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