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is House Hunting today! I'm SURE that there is a house under all this clutter, laundry and dust!
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Read an article today that said vodka cleans so many things in your house. I tried it today and it worked! The more I drank, the cleaner my house looked!!
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Putting out a APB on the cleaning fairy. I think they's gone AWALL.
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's a stay at home mom, not a stay at home bitch! Till you learn to clean up after yourself, this "Bitch" is OFF DUTY~!
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is wiggling my nose and crossing my arms and blinking and the mess doesn't disappear. Bewitched! Jeanie? Where are you? How about giving this girl a hand!!
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And you said I can't multi-task...I'm doing laundry & Facebook at the same time : )
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needs someone to come round and motivate me to get my ass off Facebook and get cracking on with the housework.
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"I am going to clean today" I am going to clean today" Maybe if I say it enough I will believe it! lol
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with the rate my laundry piles up, I am seriously considering joining a nudist colony
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feels like doing some housework so I'm going to sit down till the feeling passes!
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If you see a cloud of smoke coming from my house.. Don't be alarmed.. I'm just tired of doing the laundry!!
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if laundry were money, I would be loaded!!!
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Is growing a baby, doing housework, AND playing on Facebook. Now that's multitasking!!!
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My washer and dryer haven't finished my laundry yet. And my vacuum hasn't even started on the living room. Lazy appliances, do I have to do everything for them?
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Any friends suffering with OCD's?... starting group meetings at my house, & if any1 feels the urge to tidy up, I wont stop u
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