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Housework statuses and quotes

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was doing the housework, and having short Facebook breaks... but is now on Facebook with short housework breaks... much more fun!
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Be vewwy vewwy quiet I'm hunting wabbit.. DUST BUNNIES BEWARE.. it is payback time for the murder of my Cleaning Fairy!!
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I need to take a look at my Birth Certificate...I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that it does NOT say Cinderella
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a mother work is never done cleans and cleans only to get up the next morning and start over like they'd never raised a finger the day before
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is fairly certain there will be dishes and laundry in Hell.
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feels like the only one in the world who replaces the empty roll of toilet paper.
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Don't believe what they say! It exists! I've seen it! The bottom of the washing basket is a truly beautiful sight to behold!
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has decided housework will now be known as "domestic engineering" and housewives will now be known as" domestic engineers"
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After following all the clues and using scientific forensic methods to track the culprit,
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Signs on my front door: "Excuse the mess, my children are making memories!" and "Expecting a clean house? Not here my friend, instead a lived in house of love!"
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Gotta get busy! Honestly though, I don't mind the dust bunnies. They're very good company. I've named most of them. And they agree with Everything I say!
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having an "all about me day" ME cleaning the house, ME doing dishes ME doing laundry, and ME taking the rubbish out! Me,Me,ME. If only I wasn't so self-centred!
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It's just one of those days where I want to throw myself on the floor and have a temper tantrum, kicking and screaming 'I don't want to do housework!!'
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Quick! Get over here, my house is clean..oops too late! Sorry you missed it!
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y is it that kids follow u all day long asking 4 things and looking 4 conversation but when u mention the words "clean up" u can't find them anywhere?
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