Funny facebook statuses and facebook quotes

Funny statuses and quotes

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My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Life always offers you a second chance.
It's called tomorrow.

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When I see lovers names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute.
I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

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I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

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2 minutes without you is like 120 seconds...
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i get away we being a fat twat cos i am a bonny Lassie :)
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Anfield reminds me of my wife at the moment...
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That hurt, man! It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass-kickin'!
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Berries and Cream, Berries and Cream, I'm a little lad who loves Berries and Cream! Oh little lad how you make me giggle...
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just thought a thought, but the thought i thought wasn't the thought i thought i thought!
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believes routines can be broken occasionally. Everyone should be able to sleep in as long as they like, wear PJs all day or eat cereal for dinner now & then.
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crazy It's bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!
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I hope today goes by fast.. It's finally Friday & believe me.. *I AM thanking GOD!*
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is busy if its that important i left the fluffy in charge
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I might paint my nails but i can still get down and dirty
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