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I have just went to my happy place where I can pee glitter and poop butterflies~~~~~`
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Do you know why they call us 'friends' because its nicer than calling us 'those 2 weirdos'
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strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
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LOVES YA! Actually... maybe not you. You neither. Or that guy. And not that chick, they's nuts. But hey I love some of ya. :) LOL
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i get away we being a fat idiot cos i am a bonny Lassie :)
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It always good to laugh, one way is by being tickled
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I love Pandas... They're like " Dude, racism is stupid. I'm Black, White and everyone loves me. Cause I'm a panda. So stop the hate and start the love man <3
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No matter how old you are.. you'll always rush for a swing in the park.
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I am a professional tweaker geeker seeker.
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My F..bad..ing neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that?! 2:30am! Luckily for them I was still up playing my drums.
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are you sitting comfortably? then we'll begin.
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5 cool facts about you
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Try waving and saying "hey" to total strangers in the street; they'll go crazy trying to figure out where they know you from..good fun.
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how many are left?
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did you konw taht it dosen't mtater in waht odrer the lrttees in a wrod are? The olny impartont tihng is taht the frist and lsat leettr be in the rgiht pcale.
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