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Hell finally figured out what was wrong with me I have been reading the wrong horoscope!!
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I have the ability to multi-task and I'm multi-talented as well: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
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OK say this out loud HeHaww HeHaww Heehaw
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want to wake up
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Yes, I do yell at my TV screen like the people in the show/movie can hear me. Don't lie, I know you do it too! (:
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People will come and people will go,but only people like us can put on such an awesome shit show :)
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Never ever never ever anger a short person. They can cause damage.
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is Happy & Sleepy, but not Sneezy...was a bit Dopey earlier...and Grumpy yesterday after I saw the Doc who made me Bashful.
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Always treat life like a wall its sometimes shit, but..F..bad.. it..you will always get over it!
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lollipop, people!!
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The nxt time u c a person w/ a sign tht says "God hates homos" ask them "If god loves every body then, how can they hate homos?' they will be SPEECHLESS!!
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Never baptise a cat. Apparently they don't like it when you try to save their soul. Trust me. . .
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Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the dumbest prick of them all? "Not you dear, but you need to look behind you"! Lol.
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Every day is a new day..So forget about yesterday and enjoy your day. Love the people in your life, and get rid of the ones that don't make you happy.
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a blond texts me:"what does idk mean?" i text back:"i dont know" they texts me back:"OMGGGG NO ONE DOES!"
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