Funny facebook statuses and facebook quotes

Facebook statuses and quotes

Group:Facebook
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.
Group:Facebook
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addiction Bad Facebook. I have things to do. Bad Bad Facebook. Quit tempting me!
Group:Facebook
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*kid posts to dads wall* WTF dad. *dad: what does WTF means. *kid: uh... welcome to Facebook *dad: oh ok then. WTF son!
Group:Facebook
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Facebook...Housework? Facebook...Housework? Facebook...Housework? Decisions...decisions. What to do? Guess I'll play a game while I decide what to clean.
Group:Facebook
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Wishes that there was a way that my FB Apps (cafeworld, farmville, yoville, petville, etc) had a way of transferring the money we make into our bank accounts :D
Group:Facebook
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addiction Is FACEBOOK ruining your relationship? Dial 1-800-LOG-OFFF!
Group:Facebook
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addiction call Facebook rehab, i am addicted!
Group:Facebook
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addiction has moved! Come visit me at my new address: www.Facebook.com.
Group:Facebook
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Dang laundry thinks it needs to be folded, hung and put away right now.
Group:Facebook
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aur malik ne 'Happy Safe Journey' b bola
Group:Facebook
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Dear person sending me Farmville invites,
Group:Facebook
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stalking on Facebook is like dreaming of what you think things should be, not what they are!!!
Group:Facebook
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addiction addicted to facebook? Here's the medicine. Just press the ALT+F4 keys at the same moment. 100% guaranteed!
Group:Facebook
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Parents are gone, so lets party on Oh shit, my mom has Facebook
Group:Facebook
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thinks that if Facebook were a job they would certainly be a millionaire by now!
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