Funny facebook statuses and facebook quotes

Facebook statuses and quotes

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It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.
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I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
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The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight :)
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You know how your not supposed to drink and drive right? Well, the other day I was riding my bike and drinking a juice box. I felt like an outlaw.
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I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry.
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you might be a redneck if you send your son to the room to get sewing needles and he comes out with fishing hooks
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I have a Facebook addiction, and I admit, I need Help.
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FACE-BOOK.
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Life is really starting to cut into my FACEBOOK time:)
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Wow, when i was 10 i had a coloring book and chalk, :)
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Whenever I get on the computer to do something important, I always end up on Facebook! XD
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addiction You know you're addicted to Facebook when you find yourself checking your status ... in your sleep.
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if your on Facebook and someone tells you to go read a book tell them i am reading a book it is called Facebook
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wonders why all the status' tagged with "drunk" are mean and bitchy? I'm happy and would like to have a party and invite all my Facebook friends over!!!
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addiction So I realized I am addicted to Facebook, and decided it was time to get help, so I searched for a "Facebook addicts" group... on Facebook
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