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Drugs statuses and quotes

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i think u should be able 2 get weed on farm-ville, sell it to mafia wars, trade it for crack then all get high on yo-ville!
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I take a toke,That makes em choke.Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.
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...they just don't make a Prozac big enough for some days...
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juuust waitin' for the meds to kick in...
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tell me about the F..bad..in golf shoes Man (original T.M.)
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there comes a time in life when you just have to take a F..bad.. it all pill and kick back relax watch the world go by and smoke a joint
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Thinks its bullshit that you have to be nineteen to play pot farm.
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roll roll roll the joint
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they banned candy cigarettes, yet they still have pixie sticks yea that's nice teach your kids to breath powdery stuff in through a straw.
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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap. nah that's the Xanax never mind
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pass it down the line
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i walked in the house and yelled "the clown has no penis". i think that could have been my giveaway.
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wants to know why the drug advert says to talk to Frank. Have you seen Shameless, Frank will only make it worse!!!
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Doesn't need drugs, I'm naturally retarded. :)
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It's hard to understand addiction, it's even harder to live with it.
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