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Drinking statuses and quotes

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Twinkle twinkle little star, I'd really rather be sitting at my favorite bar ...
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Say's good friends will bail you out of jail but, your best friends will be sittin next to you saying "shit, that was F..bad..in funny!!"
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has a MASSIVE drink problem....there is no alcohol in the house!!
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I've discovered the secret to inner peace and outer happiness ... Ridiculous amounts of Rum
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My spirits are down today, I think I'll go to the liquor store to get more.
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Days like this are the reason alcohol was created...
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i had what the guy on the floor had, hahaha gonna be a good night!
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forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgment. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday
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A Friend will pick you up from the floor if your drunk, BUT.. A Best friend will clear a path through the crowd yelling "they's drunk MOVE!"
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has an alcohol problem! I've not got any!!
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has been reliably informed that they had a good night last night!
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anyone got a bottle yes! a glass bottle now! i smash over head to become sober.:)
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if the sea was vodka & I was a duck I'd start frm the bottom & drink my way up. But the sea ain't vodka & I aint a duck so pass me the bottle lets drink it up
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thinks my body is in for a much-needed drinking session
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U drink, u go to bed, wake up in the morning & u feel like shit...it was the sleep that did it...i felt gr8 bout 2 o'clock last nite!!!
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