Crazy statuses and quotes
The word “status” has a lot of meanings but in social networks status means a special field where each user independently set a short text. This field can be used for various purposes: you can put a shot text there which describes your current occupation; status can be used to congratulate your friends with birthday or wedding; status shows your emotional state. Statuses can be easily changed depending on your mood. To be always in the center of attention you should always have a collection of crazy statuses at your fingertips. You can find statuses in books or on internet.
In this category you’ll find lots of crazy statuses which our site visitors submit. Here you have an opportunity to select statuses from a huge every day growing collection. This site is all about statuses and status ideas. This resource will supply you with new and unique crazy statuses which can make your profile page look awesome.
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My friend's status was "Out on a ledge in despair, about to jump". So I "poked" them. hehe
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thinks my cat is all jacked up on mountain dew about to come at me like a spider monkey! :P
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A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.
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people call me crazy,there just jealous because the gummy bears talk to me not them.:)
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If I randomly burst out in laughter, it's usually 'cause I just told myself a joke I'd never heard before :)
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That's IT!!! I'm tired of these damn lemons! LIFE-I Demand you give me some Tequila to go with it! Or I'm gonna start squirting lemon juice in everybody's eyes!
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's mind is out of service at this time. Please contact your local servicing repair shop for repairs, or www.ohsh*t.com for assistance
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There were 2 muffins in a muffin shop the first 1 says "i love being a muffin!" then the 2 muffin says ''Holy crap its a talking muffin!"
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omg. . . gotta go. I just saw my pink and purple giraffe running down the road!!
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is now Friends with themself and 3 other imaginary people.
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and cry a Little less
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You know, usually I listen to my rice krispies, but, today they started speaking Spanish so I'm gonna have to talk this over with the honey combs!!
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Darned purple platypus
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...is running around the house waving a rubber chicken & screaming "BANZAI!"cause running around screaming "I'm waving a rubber chicken!!" would just be silly.
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magical unicorn- yes you are!!
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