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Coffee statuses and quotes

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coffee...must have...coffee
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WARNING! Approach with extreme caution. Caffeine levels dangerously low. In need of major coffee fix!
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I may be asking too much of this coffee.
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wants to keep hot coffee and donuts in their car so that when a cop asks "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I can say "Yes I do" and hand them to the officer
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Coffee is my life juice
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If I could inject coffee into my eyeballs, I would.
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Awake, coffee, sunshine and another day off, aahhhhh, life is good! Goooooooooooooooooooddddddddd Mornin' Facebookians! :o)
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Caffeine makes me do stupid things faster and with more enthusiasm!
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Here's to a Great cup of Coffee and a wonderful Day!
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doesn't have enough caffeine in my bloodstream yet...operating at dangerously slow level
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Good Morning. I'll be with you momentarily. I'm waiting for the coffee IV drip to reach my brain!
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lmao
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alarm, snooze, alarm, snooze, alarm, coffee, Facebook, coffee, breakfast, coffee, shower, coffee, dressed, coffee, teeth, coffee... OK I'm up!
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Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before
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You know you've had too much caffeine when you don't sweat, you percolate.
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