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Coffee statuses and quotes

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u266a u2665 u262e c_/ = music, love, peace, coffee
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~~What are you talking about?! Coffee isn't a drug! It's my VITAMIN! :) ~~
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No use crying over spilled milk. now spilled coffee is a completely different story
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Is drinking coffee for your protection... :) xxx
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I wake up for you, I breath for you, and I love you with all my heart. Coffee, freaking hurry up and perk already!
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says...you say coffeeholic, i say caffeine achiever!
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says: "Comment if ur a coffee-whore!"
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..if you want to know what a zombie looks like come see me before I've had my morning coffee....but i may bite your head off
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needs more than just coffee to get going today. Jumper cables, anyone?
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If my coffee pot is empty, does that mean it's time to get busy and be productive? Or is it just time to make more coffee?
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COFFEE!! WOOOOO! Coffee coffee coffee! If you love coffee raise your hand! Now jump in place, now scream real loud, and run up and down the stairs WOOO COFFEE
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is off to dream of a perfect place where my house is clean, my kids do as their told and we are rich! Then I'll wake up and bow to the coffee god!
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SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Messing with my coffee and smokes can and will be hazardous to your health.
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I'm trying to use coffee as my motivation right now, it just hasn't kicked me in the ass with my get up and go yet!
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If you're talking to me before I have my first coffee of the day, be prepared to duck when I start throwing stuff!
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