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Coffee statuses and quotes

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Come home, make coffee, sit down and the silence is around ...
and each of us chooses what it is: the loneliness or freedom.
Group:Coffee
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says if I reach over and choke you, it's not that I don't like you, it's just that I've had too much caffeine and you're starting to piss me off
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Love me and I'll love you back. Hate me and I'll love you still. Take away my coffee and I kill you.
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Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy...I couldn't do it without you! Love, Me!
Group:Coffee
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(meaning a whore TO the coffee, not for the coffee!)
Group:Coffee
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today's mood is brought to you by Folgers =)
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is having those rising but not shining mornings...where's the coffee - still won't shine but I'll be less likely to strangle someone at random!
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I'll have a cafe mocha vodka Valium latte
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You see that machine? That is a coffee pot. Until the liquid is consumed, none of your demands will be met! Now back off!
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I am not a morning person, why is this so hard to get. I need several cups of coffee, my meds to kick in and to be left alone for an hour. Then it's ok to talk
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Since coffee comes from beans, I figure my six pots of coffee more than covers my daily recommended amount of vegetables.
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literally cant decide whats better in the morning, a cup of fresh hot coffee or sex? I'll take the coffee for ten Alex, before and after the sex!
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Warning. Has not had their coffee yet. Use extreme caution.
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the best part of waking up, is realizing it's not a work day!
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A lot can happen over coffee, But a lot more happens when you add Kahlua!
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