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Chocolate statuses and quotes

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One of the great mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds.
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chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate mmmmmmmmmm
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u hurt my friends ill hurt u , mess up my relationship ill mess up your face but u so even dare to come between me n my chocolate i will KILL U
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Diamonds are not a woman's best friend. Chocolate is!
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2 when shes pregnant
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Milk chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate kisses, dark chocolate, chocolate/caramel, chocolate w/nuts, chocolate fudge, hot chocolate. That's what's on my mind
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says pour chocolate on it, it'll be all right.
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"I wanna get chocolate wasted!" -Grown Ups.
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Recommendations for a rainy day: Best weather to stay wrapped up in a blanket with a mug of hot chocolate and a piece of chocolate cake! :D
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oh shit, i give up. Forget love I'd rather fall into chocolate! :)
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don't mess with a girl and their chocolate
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is gonna stuff a big ass bar of chocolate and i ain't sharing
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is wondering who needs drugs/alcohol when you have coffee & chocolate!
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To the fool who decided a one inch Snicker's bar should be called 'fun size' -- SERIOUSLY!?!
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says "Quick, stop global warming before all the chocolate melts!"
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