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Chocolate statuses and quotes

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Says, I'm a prisoner in a chocolate factory. Please, don't send help!
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All I want is peace, love, respect...
And a chocolate bar bigger than my body.

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knows that money won't make their happy. But money can buy chocolate and that makes their happy.
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If chocolate was fruit I'd be one of the healthiest people ever!
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A balanced diet is chocolate bars in both hands.

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Exercise is a bad word & should you catch me saying it, the appropriate punishment is to wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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Time to enjoy chocolate. :D :D :D See u in a few days!!!
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For someone, there's therapy.
For the rest of us, there's chocolate.

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life it's like chocolate sometimes you gotta deal with nuts
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I'm going to hell for what I just did for a Klondike bar!
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Chocolate makes all things better!
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a little bit of chocolate can always make you happy !!.
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Silly Wabbit Tweats are for kids!
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When life throws you lemons... WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LEMONS!? Why can't it be chocolate or something...
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I suffer from "chocophobia" .. a totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate.
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