Chocolate statuses and quotes
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Our site is designed for those people who are always in a search for new and original statuses. In this category you’ll find lots of chocolate statuses, submitted by numerous visitors of our site. Here you have an opportunity to choose from a huge amount of options. Look through our collection of chocolate statuses and update your profile page with a few clicks of your mouse.
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Chocolate makes everything better. |
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The bad news: The chocolate just jumped into my mouth, I couldn't stop it!! :O |
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Negativity isn't the way to go, smile more, eat some chocolate. |
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Each piece of chocolate stays in mouth two minutes, two hours in your stomach and two months on your hips... |
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They say diamonds are a girl's best friend...Forget about diamonds!!! Chocolate is better! |
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Chocolate is a duct tape for the soul after a long long long day! |
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They say money can't buy happiness. But money can buy chocolate and really...what's the difference?
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Don't make any sudden movements. Just put the Chocolate down and step away. |
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If they don't have chocolate in heaven........... I'm not going! |
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9 out 10 people like chocolate, the 10th person always lies. |
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Says that since chocolate comes from beans, chocolate is technically a vegetable and therefore is healthy for you since vegetables are very healthy!!! |
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Was in a shop 2day and saw a chocolate that said 50% extra free, so i ate half and put the rest back on the shelf, WHAT???? |
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WARNING! WARNING! Chocolate causes clothes 2 shrink! |
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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and scream "I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LEMONS, I ASKED FOR CHOCOLATE!!" |
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I had a dream last night, I was in CANDY LAND! |
( All ratings: 19, average 4.95 from 5)