Funny facebook statuses and facebook quotes

Chocolate statuses and quotes

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Chocolate makes everything better.
Except obesity.

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The bad news: The chocolate just jumped into my mouth, I couldn't stop it!! :O
And the good news: It was very nice! :)

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Negativity isn't the way to go, smile more, eat some chocolate.
by Ed Sheeran

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Each piece of chocolate stays in mouth two minutes, two hours in your stomach and two months on your hips...

by Christian Dior

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They say diamonds are a girl's best friend...Forget about diamonds!!! Chocolate is better!

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Chocolate is a duct tape for the soul after a long long long day!

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They say money can't buy happiness. But money can buy chocolate and really...what's the difference?
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Don't make any sudden movements. Just put the Chocolate down and step away.
No one will get hurt and I get the CHOCOLATE!

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If they don't have chocolate in heaven........... I'm not going!

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9 out 10 people like chocolate, the 10th person always lies.

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Says that since chocolate comes from beans, chocolate is technically a vegetable and therefore is healthy for you since vegetables are very healthy!!!

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Was in a shop 2day and saw a chocolate that said 50% extra free, so i ate half and put the rest back on the shelf, WHAT????
It did say it was free!..... :-0

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WARNING! WARNING! Chocolate causes clothes 2 shrink!

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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and scream "I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LEMONS, I ASKED FOR CHOCOLATE!!"

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I had a dream last night, I was in CANDY LAND!
I ate a lot of chocolate then I got bitten by a marshmallow bunny and I woke up!
I'm so sorry that it was only a dream!

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