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Bored statuses and quotes

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Whoever makes me UN-bored gets a cookie :3
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thinks that when you spend 20 minutes looking for the right status on 'Status Shuffle' maybe it's time to get off Facebook
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There was a penguin named ping and they lived in ...
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T.V shit FACEBOOK crap time for bed nyt nyt all
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omg omg omg omg omg omg guess what! . . I'm bored
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Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and go for a stroll out through my mouth.
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Have you ever had to pee really bad but just did not feel like getting up.
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thinks it's a good thing people don't die from boredom. I'd been dead hours ago.
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is so bored they is going through status shuffle to find a status of how bored they is..now u gotta admit that is seriously bored..so seriously entertain me help!
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I'm 1 of these words but i cant remember what so..what is the word I'm looking for.. oh yeah I'm ________ ( fill in the blank )
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is looking for something to get into-- leave suggestions below :-)
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is home alone and totally unsupervised, lol
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I'm bored, let's play a game.. follow the alphabet.. things you would bring on a trip. it can be ANYTHING..ill start a-apples
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Give me a B! B! Give me a O! O! Give me a R R! Give me a E! E! Give me a D! D! What does it spell I'M SO F**KIN B.O.R.E.D!
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