Brunettes and blondes have some sort of hidden war against each other. For some reason it assumed in society that brunettes are smarter than Blondes, but frankly speaking it wasn’t proven. All people are different and each person has its own unique features. Blondes have always denied the fact that they are not smart, but when they do some silly thing they justify by the fact that they are blondes. There are lots of jokes about blondes and when social networks came into our lives people started making blonde statuses. Such statuses should be short and easy to understand or people will ignore them. No one likes to read long statements during hard working day.
We managed to collect huge amount of blonde statuses and our collection becomes bigger every day. On our site you have ability to choose liked statuses from our huge collection. Different people visit our site and comment liked blonde statuses and this helps others to orientate within statuses and to make the best choice. Feel free to leave your comments, your opinion is important for us.
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The blond was so proud of themself because they finished a puzzle in 7 months. Why was they proud? The box said 1-2 Years.
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the dumb blonde cause the other two don't exist.
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A blond walks into the dry cleaners & drops off their dress, as they is leaving, the owner says, "Come again." they then replies, "No, it was toothpaste this time."
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the assistant asks the blonde: do yu want yer pizza cut in 6 pieces or 12.
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I'm the kind of girl who laughs at a joke, and then the next day, I bust out laughing because I just got the joke!
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I have my own world that nobody else can see that has colorful monkeys, spotted giraffes, talking cookies and walls, dogs that meow, and smart blonde's. weird.
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B.L.O.N.D.E- beautiful, loving, awesome, neat, ditsy, energetic
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without blond moments the world would be boring and full of smart people
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Blondie: Ur stupid! I'll go at night
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two blonds are sitting in Mississippi and one asks the other: "What do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?" the other answers: "Can you see Florida?"
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WARNING: I'm blonde and smart. Be afraid, be VERY afraid muahahahahaha!!
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Blond talks to other blond: '' Listen, this year the New Year will be on Friday'' , the other one: '' OMG, hope it's not gonna be the 13th''.
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i didn't mean to well i stepped on a frosted flake and and iii killed it I'm a cereal Keller I'm so sorry
little frosted flake :(
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2 blonds were sitting on a porch in Canada. one blond asked the other blond"which is further the sun or Florida"? The other blond said "duh u can see the sun
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okay people, please. I do NOT have ADHD. I am NOT a blo- . Hey look a squirrel! Come here squirrel!
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