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I'm GLAD to be able to go to work everyday-it's the only thing helping me to keep my sanity these days!
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sarcasm Even though I tend to be a pessimist, I still try to be positive. Today I am positive I don't want to go to work.
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I always look forward to going to work. Then i get there, WTF was I thinking?
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sarcasm wants to know if its still a weekend, if you have to work both days?
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sarcasm So..let me get this straight a duck farted at 3 pm on Sunday and that is why you couldn't get the work done? REALLY!
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loves it when customers think they know more than you but come to you get work done then bitch they could have had there friend do it better and cheaper WTF
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sarcasm Sit down, shut up, hold on tight.. Please keep your opinions to your self until the rides comes to a complete stop at the end of your shift.. Have a great day!!
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sarcasm Use the word "Empowerment" in every sentence - Priceless!
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Working here is like working in a whore house, the better you Perform the more you get screwed.
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I didn't win the lottery or hit it big at the casino and I didn't find me a sugar daddy so I guess I had better go get ready for work tomorrow.
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said, If I ruled the world, We would only work 2 days a week and be off for 5. Who's with me!!
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sarcasm i owe i owe its off to work i go there's bill to pay no time to play i owe owe owe
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is off to work again..why couldn't I have been born rich instead of good looking?? LOL
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getting ready for work, woo woo , right phone? check. shoes? check. uniform? check. car keys? check. head.? head.? where the bloody hell did i put me head??
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is dragging my tired, aching, & exhausted body to bed, because work happens to beckon tomorrow.. I just hope sleep comes quick!
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