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Don't mix between my personality and my attitude
Because my personality is Me and my attitude depends on You...

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In life, opportunities aren't handed out, they are taken.
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sarcasm Hates when customers say "I am never going to shop here again!" when they don't get there way, and then you see their dumb asses in the store the next week!
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sarcasm can someone remind me again why we get up and do the same damn thing everyday ... oh yeah money :-(
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thought i worked my butt off, looked back, it's still there.
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I'm jealous of Kindergartners. They get lunch AND a nap during the day. Ahhh the good life.
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Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??
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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery
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hi ho, hi ho, its off to work i go, cuz gas ain't cheep and I'll need to eat, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho
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sarcasm oh, you don't like your job? There's a support group for that...it's called EVERYONE...they meet once a week at this place called the bar...
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To those of you who enjoy my tax dollars every month...YOU'RE WELCOME!
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sarcasm I think every day when i go to work."It has got to be illegal or some kind of O.S.H.A violation to have this many stupid people under one roof."
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sarcasm says, If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS! Most won't know the difference!
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Is there any chance at all I can just skip this whole work thing today, and move straight to the 5:00 part? No? Damn...
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already looking forward to getting off work and coming home ...sad thing is I havent left to go to work yet.....&%#?@#*&
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