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Women statuses and quotes

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why are women like condoms? because they spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick!
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that's the type of man i am
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Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ!
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Man: Why the hell can't we watch together.
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Here's all you have to know about men & women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. ~ George Carlin
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What ever happened to the days when ladies were ladies and gentlemen were gentlemen???
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multi tasking for a man is opening there mouth an talking all at the same time.. pmsl
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Some say Women are Angels, and when you break their wings, they're flexible enough to find a way to still fly... on broomsticks!
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"I'm just old-fashioned gal..I boil my coffee, I like to eat meat and I wear underwear that covers my entire arse!" - Erica Scott
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A true Southern lady doesn't have to be hateful, they can just say "Oh bless your little heart."
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the smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is for their to find the right man.
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In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - "Yes Dear."
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What Do A Prostitutes An A bowling Balls Have In Common, Both Love To Be Picked Up, Fingered An Then Banged Down An Alley :D
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HEY LADIES; "Don't be a woman who needs a man, be a woman a man needs!"
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Don't you just love those three little words? Three words every woman should hear every day: "You're right, honey!"
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