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Text: When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include "being awesome at everything."
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Text: Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.
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Text: Today was a complete waste of a cute outfit.
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Text: You can t take it with you. So why not give it to me?
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Text: The surest sign that intelligent life exists somewhere else in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Text: Nothing else greater than making someone Smile :-)
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Text: U never know what u got til It s gone live for today
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Text: last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling??!!
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Text: is old enough to know better, but still young enough to try and get away with it anyway.
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Text: Doing nothing all day feels great, realizing you did nothing all day, not so great.
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Text: Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit.
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Text: I try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.
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Text: Apparently companies can now effectively use “talk to a real person” as a selling point.
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Text: My room isn t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
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Text: Is hoping that if he stays in Facebook land long enough, the cleaning fairies will come.......?
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