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i luv u ,u love me lets have fun and kill barney with a knife to the throat and a kick from me or u no more purple dinosaur :D
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"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city.
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If your friends say "Your the funniest friend i ever had!" that's just there way telling you your weird.
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The ninja dinosaurs came and STOLE it.
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is off to paint the moon pink with a purple penguin called Cecil.
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is on their way to crazy land. Snacks- check, Voices - check, happy pills ... oh shit!
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did not LOSE their mind. The ninja dinosaurs came and STOLE it.
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i like poking hobos then running in circles screaming you will never catch me alive...hey look shiny thing!
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I may be strange, weird, and crazy. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Wait until you get to know me better. <evil grins>
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if you see a flying purple/blue striped large eyed cow its mine!
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I have decided to clarify for those who do not understand me... I don't have an attitude, I have a defined character...LOL :-)
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just had my foot stepped on, looked around to see who did it, then realized I stepped on my own foot. I am now no longer speaking to myself til I apologise 4 it
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Hey guess what I like pie! oh u already knew. :P that is kinda awkward
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*sings* what will you do for a Klondike bar?? (answers below) lmfao
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what is weird?? is there even such a thing as weird?? what is normal?? no one is normal!! at least no one i know is normal... huh. that's weird to think about.
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